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About the game

Every boy have a secret. One of them is bones.

Kiane is fresh out of college and has just landed the job of her dreams: secretary for billionaire tech CEO, Mr. Arimnaes. Wealthy, suave, and a carbon-based life form, Mr. Arimnaes checks all the boxes for the perfect boyfriend. Can Kiane meet his high standards and win his heart, or will she become his next victim? Wait hold on... I wasn't supposed to spoil the fact he's a serial killer where is the delete key

Gameplay

It's a visual novel, so there isn't any!

Click to advance the dialogue!

Make choices that affect Kiane's relationships!

Snap photos with Kiane's disposable camera to unlock easter eggs or change the course of the story!

QTEs, personality quizzes, investigations, plus a stealth game segment(?)!

The choices you make will affect your relationships and possibly whether or not you survive. Will you find the right combination of mouse movement and keystrokes required to win the game? Or will you get bored and play something else in your Steam library first? The only way to find out is if you buy Pizza Game. There is no other method. Do not google search for a let's play.

Background

Pizza Game is a comedy dating sim for people of all types. With six (seven? idk I'm just an intern) different love interests, you're destined to meet your perfect match. Nice guy! Rude guy! Girl! It's all there!

Work as a secretary, take night classes, or get a job as a pizza waitress while uncovering the town's sinister secrets. With the help of her sassy thought bubble, Inner Me, there's nothing Kiane can't accomplish. Pizza Game clocks in at around 185k words, most of which are bad, and features over two dozen characters, most of which are bad. Play through 6 romance routes, including 4 GxB and 2 GxG, as well as a True Route where the edgy stuff happens!

Gameplay

Complete official description

Kiane is fresh out of college and has just landed the job of her dreams: secretary for billionaire tech CEO, Mr. Arimnaes. Wealthy, suave, and a carbon-based life form, Mr. Arimnaes checks all the boxes for the perfect boyfriend. Can Kiane meet his high standards and win his heart, or will she become his next victim? Wait hold on... I wasn't supposed to spoil the fact he's a serial killer where is the delete key

Story

Pizza Game is a comedy dating sim for people of all types. With six (seven? idk I'm just an intern) different love interests, you're destined to meet your perfect match. Nice guy! Rude guy! Girl! It's all there!

Work as a secretary, take night classes, or get a job as a pizza waitress while uncovering the town's sinister secrets. With the help of her sassy thought bubble, Inner Me, there's nothing Kiane can't accomplish. Pizza Game clocks in at around 185k words, most of which are bad, and features over two dozen characters, most of which are bad. Play through 6 romance routes, including 4 GxB and 2 GxG, as well as a True Route where the edgy stuff happens!

Gameplay

It's a visual novel, so there isn't any!

Click to advance the dialogue!

Adjust the volume!

Make choices that affect Kiane's relationships!

Unlock music room tracks and character menu announcer voices after every route!

Snap photos with Kiane's disposable camera to unlock easter eggs or change the course of the story!

QTEs, personality quizzes, investigations, plus a stealth game segment(?)!

The choices you make will affect your relationships and possibly whether or not you survive. Will you find the right combination of mouse movement and keystrokes required to win the game? Or will you get bored and play something else in your Steam library first? The only way to find out is if you buy Pizza Game. There is no other method. Do not google search for a let's play.

Accessibility Features

Interact using the keyboard or mouse

Subtitles for important sounds

HTML manual

TTS support via Ren'Py's self-voicing and text-to-clipboard features, plus descriptions of visual jokes

Option to disable QTEs

Official videos

Main Trailer

System requirements

Windows

Minimum requirements

最低配置: 操作系统 *: Windows 7 处理器: 2.0 GHz Core 2 Duo 内存: 2 GB RAM 显卡: DirectX 9.0c or OpenGL 2.0 compatible card DirectX 版本: 9.0 存储空间: 需要 300 MB 可用空间

macOS

Minimum requirements

最低配置: 操作系统: 10.6 处理器: 2.0 GHz Core 2 Duo (64 bit only) 内存: 2 GB RAM 显卡: OpenGL 2.0 compatible card 存储空间: 需要 300 MB 可用空间

Linux

Minimum requirements

最低配置: 操作系统: Ubuntu 12.04 处理器: 2.0 GHz Core 2 Duo 内存: 2 GB RAM 显卡: OpenGL 2.0 compatible card 存储空间: 需要 300 MB 可用空间

Supported languages

英语 * * 具有完全音频支持的语言

* Indicates full audio as listed by the store. Interface, subtitle or audio support is not inferred when unspecified.

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