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Fuck You Witch

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About the game

Your best friend has confessed her love for you... but the problems don't stop there. You've started to hallucinate. All this interferes with sleeping and eating, and in general disrupts your ideal lifestyle. Yell obscenities at the witch, immerse yourself in the atmosphere of the Qazaq steppes

Use a microphone because only Russian obscenities can save you from a witch.

Gameplay

Explore yurts in the Qazaq steppe and a post-Soviet apartment. There are a couple more locations that are fucking amazing, one is definitely to your taste... well, you'll see for yourself.

Find out what camels like, take a crash course in sewing, saddle a horse, discuss philosophy with others and just enjoy yourself.

Unravel to the world the most important secret—how to cook beshbarmak. There are also fucking awesome riddles that you can tell us from the heart and soul.

Along the way, figure out what kind of witch she is and why she fucked with you. This Alsou chick is there, maybe she will help somehow, because friends help each other, and you and she are only friends and nothing more.

1. Use a microphone and yell obscenities at the witch to drive her away.

2. If you wish, you can disable the microphone and use a keyboard or gamepad.

Complete official description

Use a microphone because only Russian obscenities can save you from a witch.

If your Mom is home and there is no way to yell obscenities at the witch, then you can disable this function.

But make sure to wear headphones, because the main character will swear at your behalf, and the chance of getting a bollocking from your parents is very high.

Explore yurts in the Qazaq steppe and a post-Soviet apartment. There are a couple more locations that are fucking amazing, one is definitely to your taste... well, you'll see for yourself.

Find out what camels like, take a crash course in sewing, saddle a horse, discuss philosophy with others and just enjoy yourself.

Unravel to the world the most important secret—how to cook beshbarmak. There are also fucking awesome riddles that you can tell us from the heart and soul.

Along the way, figure out what kind of witch she is and why she fucked with you. This Alsou chick is there, maybe she will help somehow, because friends help each other, and you and she are only friends and nothing more.

1. Use a microphone and yell obscenities at the witch to drive her away.

2. If you wish, you can disable the microphone and use a keyboard or gamepad.

3. The game is a walking simulator.

4. Hidden objects.

5. Interesting storyline.

6. Average time to complete the game: 2:00:01

Note! The game features machine translation into the following languages:

- French

- German

- Spanish

- Portuguese (Brazilian)

- Chinese (Simplified)

- Korean

- Polish

- Japanese

Official videos

Release trailer ENG

System requirements

Windows

Minimum requirements

最低配置: 需要 64 位处理器和操作系统 操作系统: WINDOWS® 10, 11 (64-bit) 处理器: Intel® i5-3570K 3.4 GHz 4 Core™ / AMD FX-8350 8 3.5GHz 8 Core™ 内存: 8 GB RAM 显卡: GeForce® GTX 1050 2GB / AMD Radeon R7 370 4GB DirectX 版本: 12 存储空间: 需要 15 GB 可用空间

Recommended requirements

推荐配置: 需要 64 位处理器和操作系统 操作系统: WINDOWS® 10, 11 (64-bit) 处理器: Intel® i5-10600K 4.1 GHz 6 Core™ / AMD Ryzen™ 5 5600 4.4 GHz 6 Core™ 内存: 16 GB RAM 显卡: GeForce® RTX 3060 12GB (or or a similar one with 6 GB VRAM+) DirectX 版本: 12 存储空间: 需要 15 GB 可用空间

Supported languages

英语 * , 俄语 * , 法语, 德语, 西班牙语 - 西班牙, 葡萄牙语 - 巴西, 简体中文, 韩语, 波兰语, 日语 * 具有完全音频支持的语言

* Indicates full audio as listed by the store. Interface, subtitle or audio support is not inferred when unspecified.

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